My negative auntie scoffed at my Ma, and says "pfft. (scoff scoff) What do you buy a dog for christmas!?!" Well miss negative nancy pants, you can buy a dog many wonderful things for Christmas. Dogs like to play with toys of all sorts, interactive and squeaky ones, we love to gnaw on yummy goodness treats and crunch bones, and we like soft stuffed toys to sleep with when its cold. Pffft!
I have been using my jedi mind tricks and look at all these toys that I can't wait to play with! I haven't exactly seen them yet but I know they're there. This is gonna be the best first Christmas ever!
I got lost one time, but the nice people at Sean Casey Animal Rescue took care of me until my Mamma found me. She says I have my sister Chino's eyes and that's how she knew it was me. She drove to Brooklyn to meet me, and then she took me home and now I am very happy. Last Christmas I was cold and homeless and I just had puppies so I was very tired, so this is like my first Christmas ever! This year, I plan on using my Jedi Mind Tricks to plant ideas in Mammas head about how bad she wants to spoil me. So far so good, as I see a huge box full of toy and treat smells. We'll see, cross your paws!
This is about me, Lucca, and all my firsts. First Christmas, First Birthday, First time I had hams (<3 hams), First horse poo encounter, First snow storm, First best friends, and a whole bunch other firsts. I like firsts, Firsts are my favourite.