Trust me, I'm a Jedi.

My negative auntie scoffed at my Ma, and says "pfft. (scoff scoff) What do you buy a dog for christmas!?!" Well miss negative nancy pants, you can buy a dog many wonderful things for Christmas. Dogs like to play with toys of all sorts, interactive and squeaky ones, we love to gnaw on yummy goodness treats and crunch bones, and we like soft stuffed toys to sleep with when its cold. Pffft!
I have been using my jedi mind tricks and look at all these toys that I can't wait to play with! I haven't exactly seen them yet but I know they're there. This is gonna be the best first Christmas ever!