Field trip to the hood

Macho has balls

   Ma brought balls to my boyfriends house for us to play with. She gave me one and him one (I got the pink one!) but that's not really fair, he can hold like three at a time on account of his enormous mouth! Anyway, I soon grew tired of chasing him and let him win.

He is so satisfied with himself right there. And by the way, that's MY pink ball!

Treasure Hunt!

   There is this very old cemetery over near Auntie's house. My Mamma loves it, she loves old cemeteries. It is like 300 years old (<---really, I swears), there a lot of soldiers buried there from the American Revolution. They hated England on account of their bad tea.

Macho and I played and ran like Crazies for a bit, and Ma and Auntie wandered and took photographs and stuff. I was very happy. I ate a bunch of tall grass like the goat on B6-12, and I smelled all sorts of wonderful new smells. I pooped, and Mach wanted to roll around in it. There are table like grave markers there that I always want to jump on, but Mamma tells me no, so whatever, I shoulda just rolled in poo.

  While Auntie was being nosey she found a Ziploc bag with treasure inside! We opened it and it was a little box with a book and pen, along with an awesome stamp. It's a fun treasure hunt called letterboxing (<-- that's a link, btw) and people do it all over the place! (Ironically it started in England) There are clues to other letterboxes all over the country! and Ma already figured out some of the clues. I think Mamma should make a stamp of my paw print. This is gonna be very fun, I can smell it.

   We were done playing, and Mamma and Auntie were still in awe of this new found treasure hunt experience, so we decided to lay in the shade and smell the wind. It smelt very good.

My Hiking Buddy

   This is my Auntie Shirwee, she's my hiking buddy. She comes over sometimes after LOSTday and we go climb mountains and stuff. She is so crazy, she always seems to be touching her face, usually with her middle finger in the way, every time a camera is pointed at her. She would be so mad if she knew Mamma posted her photograph up here for all of my one million (okay, four) followers to see, but she keeps forgetting to ever read my blog so mwahahahahah!
  We like to go to secret places and walk around and smell horse poo, and stuff. Ma takes a lot of pictures, and Auntie Shirwee exercises her middle finger in front of her face. This time though, there were intruders at our secret spot so I had to stay on the leash a lot. That's okay though, cuz look at the view:

 

The embarassment called Easter.

Although I must say it turned out to be an awesome day. This is the day I discovered hams. I love hams.

Lucca Ashtear

My first day in pictures

And me today!

I am so happy to be home...

Toybox Upgrade Complete

I had a toybox that was really neat that all my First Christmas Toys came in, but it was runnin out of room. My Gramps made me this one, which my Mamma loves so much, and I guess I do too. I like how all my toys fit in one place, but this one is heavy! The udder one I used to just tip over, but this one is made outta wood only I'm not allowed to chew on it.

 (I don't think you people understand, I can fit in that toybox)

My favourite day, like evar! is when Mamma stained it outside, so all my toys were just everywhere! That was cool because I just laid on all of them at once. She didn't pick them up and put them away for a whole day. I liked that a lot. I did my zoomie all day outside with Ma, and then came inside to a wonderful assortment of toys and crunch bones all over the place for me to choose from. I tried to play with every single one, at least once, so they wouldn't feel left out. I think I did a good job cuz I pooped myself out!

I can haz Irish Jig?

    I don't know what in the hell I'm doing! I was at the park with The Boy, my buddy Tommy, and I just found this an appropriate thing to do at the moment and it was Awesome! That is all.